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Het wereldwijde magazine en verkoopplatform voor liefhebbers van klassieke auto’s, door liefhebbers.
Everybody has heard of The Festival of Speed but only the privileged few receive invitations to an exclusive annual event known as The Festival of Slowth. For those of you who think this sounds like fun, I am sorry to tell you that it is unlikely that you will find an invitation dropping through your letterbox anytime soon unless you have already been initiated into the weird and wonderful world of cyclecars. For those of you who don’t know, the characteristics of a cyclecar are bizarre design, inferior materials, inadequate power and a distinct lack of brakes. This coupled with unreliable engines and unpredictable transmissions help to unite the owners in their shared misfortunes.
Having said all that, The Festival of Slowth is the best fun I have ever had with my clothes on!
Recently the events have alternated between the UK and France so this year I have packed my beret and Breton shirt and have a string of onions ready to go on my steering wheel. Typically the French event is based around a very scenic campsite close to water but the most important consideration is the short and level distance to a quirky French Chateau where ‘speed events’ and driving tests can be held often with the accompaniment of an accordion or some such live entertainment, copious quantities of wine and delicious homemade food. The day is made up of breakdowns, non-starters and mechanical disasters which are pounced on by the luckier driver- mechanics whose own machines are still in one piece. The following day, we have an outdoor event followed by a trip to the local Brocante where the Slowth-ers dig deep into their pockets and fill their arms with unmissable Gallic bargains followed by a final long slow and delicious lunch.
Environmentalists generally reckon that the bumblebee is critical to man’s survival and the health of the environment and this is a view I share although my particular bee is not so good for the environment. Made in 1919 the Mills Busy Bee won my heart at an auction a few years ago and after some initial fettling of its AJS 800cc V twin, it burst out of hibernation. The first test drive was terrifying due to its direct steering and its excessive power to weight. I have now got used to the adrenalin rush and the ear-splitting exhaust so I am now looking forward to another adventure in France.
This year we are looking forward to seeing some familiar faces with their cars. Lucy Hall with the AC Sociable that she inherited from her grandfather, Tim Gunn with his delightful Grafton and not just one but a ‘bouquet’ of three Sima-Violets. Sadly, the Mark Walker Bramble will not be making the journey to France so sadly we won’t have the pleasure of seeing him let down his feet to use as reverse gear. Nor will we see Ian Parsons laying his Bleriot parts down on the lawn as an exploded diagram/work in progress.
Well, that’s all for now from the Queen Bee and au revoir!
We from PreWarCar.com are one of the luckey ones to be there as we are parter of the event. In two weeks time we will do live report from this excusive event. Keep an eye on the website and on our social media!
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Words and photographs by Kate Clark-Kennedy.
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